Afro Hair with flowers 🌺🌻🌸
Do guys in a bromance get each other flowers
‘dude here I got you some broses’
'oh man bro you read my mind I got you some daffodudes’
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
we suck the what out of what like what now
Person A is known for having very nice long hair and has had it that way for as long as they’ve known Person B. One day, they come home with a new haircut and plans to surprise Person B and their young child with it. Unfortunately, their child doesn’t recognize Person A with short hair and starts crying, leaving both Person A and B to spend forever trying to calm them down.
Bonus: Their child only realizes that it’s Person A when they hear Person A’s voice (whether it’s by talking, singing, etc is up to you)
Bonus 2: Person B was the one to convince Person A to cut their hair in the first place but didn’t expect them to actually do it.
Bonus 3: Person B doesn’t like how the haircut turned out either and Person A ends up having to go back to the salon to get extensions to fix their hair.